February 2012
54 posts
cosmo tip #189
expertcosmotips:
never wear panties even when your vagina is bleeding
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If Congresswomen had a panel to restrict the use...
I really LOVE not being pregnant.....
Almost as much as I LOVE having sex with my FIANCE. Congress, don’t fuck this up for me.
This one time when I was drunk
I pooped but the toilet paper ran out half way through so I just wiped my ass with the actual cardboard tube.
Pooping is stressful when drunk.
foxxypants:
Saw this and immediately thought of you, Haley.
Hot men and kittens.
I APPROVE
And People Wonder Why I Hate Confrontation...
One of my friends always gets on my for being really non-confrontational. I’d rather just deal with the crap around me and complain to myself. BUT THERE ARE LEGITIMATE REASONS FOR ME HATING CONFRONTATION.
My first roommate threw a chair at me when I confronted her. She also got into a fist fight with another roommate and she verbally assaulted the both of us on several occasions.
On one...